Superpower Generator

Sevita has the ability to become almost weightless. It has been known to make bulls appear from nowhere and it has mastered the ability to transform any octopus into a woman. Sevita possesses a miraculous massive subterranean lair and it has learned to view distant locations with its mind. Terribly, Sevita takes harm from exposure to dust.

BULLS EVERYWHERE MAN

LIKE THEY BE COMING OUT OF NOWHERE MAN

Need a woman? Just give me an octopus and im on it

*never cleans house for days* *dies*

dammmmmmit i want these powers now

XDD

(Source: rps.net)

sherlockscoat:

moominboy:

thats right, im a Hinduboo and PROUD!!! krishna is my bishie >w<;;; i only read the subbed bhagavad gita. all the kids in my school are dumb prepzzz who dont even know what the Mahābhārata  is -_________________- im almost 100% fluent in sanskrit and plan to move to india when i grow up to become a world famous sannyasa guru ^////^

bakas can’t handle the Prajñāpāramitā >.<

Made some good progress with comics today…

…I just need a scanner…

gggggggggggggggggggggggggggah

my dad has the best scanner, its even a COLOR scanner, and when he finally lets me use it, it refuses to work on windows 7, even with all the compatibility mode. 

sigh

so exhausted im going to pass out

i thought we were better than this

Me fucking with people on omegle again XD

zombieinmybutt:

wizcoylifa:

what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get pissed when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns

how high are you

(Source: allenfuckingbishopman)

The REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY dramatic anime moment

When your like saying sayanara

for like

ever

because you know its going to end

you get my feels guys

no 

ok